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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disapear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done it

Leave A MessageSherlock was galloping through his deductions when Lestrade’s phone rang.

“Hold on,” said Lestrade, and then paused. “That’s odd.”

He showed the display to John.

“Number withheld: please pass phone to Sherlock Holmes,” John read out.

“Don’t answer it!" shouted Sherlock.

John stared at him. “Is this something to do with Mycroft?”

Sherlock turned abruptly and strode away.

At the lab they bumped into Molly. Almost immediately her mobile rang.

“Um..?” she said gazing at the screen.

“Message for Sherlock Holmes?” asked John.

“Turn your p

Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in

AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.

“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t

Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo

Happy HourWound up.

Clocked him.

Did time.

ForesightDebra Mae was an astonishingly good programmer.

Her code always worked correctly the first time, and she never missed a deadline. Her workspace was immaculate, but curiously devoid of personal effects. No framed pictures, no toys, just her small collection of pens lined up according to color and an inbox for the occasional old-school paper input.

Her computer was equally immaculate. Nothing extra on her desktop, no stray icons. If one peeked at her browser history there’d be nothing there but work-related google searches and company stuff.

She dressed neatly but very plainly. I suspected she had four dresses in her wardrobe an

Morby al reves, es decir, MarleenMargaret y Eileen se encontraban trabajando en la cafetería, pero como no había ningún alma alrededor empezaron a conversar.

-¿Quieres ir a mi departamento esta noche a jugar?- dijo Eileen
-No puedo esta noche, voy a ir a ver a Mordecai en el parque ahorita y lo voy a invitar a salir
-¿En serio?- dijo Eileen en un tono molesto

Eileen sabía que Mordecai el arrendajo era un chico cualquiera, que por más que saliera Margaret con él nunca se fijaría en su mejor amiga, solo la hacía pasar malos ratos por demostrar que ella existía para el plumífero.

-No vayas co

Morby infinito-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del tiempo- dijo Rigby al entrar al cuarto con un nuevo aparato como el que se había destruido.
-Genial-dijo Mordecai
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
-¡Wow!

Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.

-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby

Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo y regresó minutos atrás antes que Mordecai le confesara su amor.

-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del

Where Did Indigo?blue Violet Green.

yellow Red: "Orange?"

60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”

A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f

TonyXReader: Texting Before TraningI saw someone do something like this with Marvel before and see what it's like.I'm testing this out All rights belong to that person who started this.
8:19 am Monday May 16th 2013
Tony: Ok, So what I'm gonna be bored for 6hrs?

You: Hey do you want me not to join shield?

Tony: Um, no I like you here and you're the only one who can calm Royal pants down and the Jolly green giant. But I don't see why I can't get you home schooled.

You: ?_? Now you wanna keep me hidden to yourself?

Tony: That would be nice, Besides it's great here.

You: Hey I didn't know I was talking to Loki! And when were you capable to have a Girlfriend with out having one nighters?
8:26 AM

Tony: -Sniffle- Well I'm sorry "Natasha"

You: Damn you beat me on that one.

Tony: Hurrah!

You: Great now you're Thor.

Tony: I bet I can hammer you better than he can.

You: Tony... Still not sleeping with you.

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in
bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class skyclad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an

Mystery Of You

Shimmer Women Athletes
Volume 58

Victoria McKenzie vs Kana

As the bell sounded for Victoria McKenzie and Kana as the two women paced around the ring, the lankier McKenzie scowled and rolled her neck several times before the two locked up, Victoria slid under Kana's arm and locked in a rear waist-lock with a smug grin on her face as the former Shimmer Champion went to lift the smaller joshi star up for amature wrestling takedown, only for Kana to latch her legs around Victoria's long legs, taking advantage Kana suddenly rolled forward forcing Victoria to let go of the hold.

As Kana smirked slightly to the 6ft Australian, the notriously hot-

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Mach interviews Jeeves Himselfby ~mach5

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

©2002-2013 ~mach5

What happens when you conduct an interview with a search engine? In an effort to find out, I asked Jeeves a serious of questions. Then, I selected the most humorous of his resopnses, did a screen capture, and repeated the process till I had a decent interview.

The interviewer is the standard text box.
Jeeves is the pull-down menu.

Note: This interview was originally conducted on Wednesday, May 3rd, 2000. Asking the same questions today is not likely to yield the same results I recieved.

~themuffinyamber Jul 9, 2004 Writer

Omg hahahaha

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~king-of-spoons May 8, 2002

hahah. shit son i love it hahah

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!mister-evil May 8, 2002

ahahaha! sweet merciful christ! thats the best thing i have ever seen.

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NOW SHUT UP AND GO EAT YOUR SOUP!

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~becka72 Apr 22, 2002

lmao

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~kajessii Apr 20, 2002

genius

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~pyroicemanthing Apr 11, 2002

thats really funny. i gotta try that sometime. fav.
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~manipul8 Apr 9, 2002

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! You made me spill funny beans all over me...Brilliant, funny :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D: -D:-D:-D:-D:-D

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~moof Mar 23, 2002

#HAHAHA funny stuffs.~
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~undisclosed Mar 20, 2002

hehehehe......

now that is damn amusing...

that's a classic.

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~bonhomme Mar 10, 2002 Writer

Genius. Poor Jeeves

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