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Monolithic
it's monolithic
my wang has the mass of steel
cower before it

Event Horizon
my wang is massive
it created a black hole
i'm being sucked in

Down Boy!
my wang is fiesty
it gets into many tiffs
"NOT AT THE TABLE!"

Top o' the food chain
elephants jealous
horses throw childish tirades
oh, my hulking wang

Space is Curved
look at my big wang
it has it's own gravity
space-time is putty

Landmark
my wang is so large
like the great wall of china
can be seen from space
No one has seen Mach's wang in years. Just recently archeologists discovered a collection of haikus believed to have been written by Mach's wang during its formative years.

Either that, or they were written by a mouth. Carbon-dating hasn't come back yet, BUT, without further adieu.....
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tax-chan Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2002
Oh my god. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a loooong time. Wang haiku indeed XD
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UFO I have space aliens in my basement UFO
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glassworm Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2002
can you imagine my excitement
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eikasia Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2002
plus...
this is just so trippy... :D (Big Grin)

the syllabication is accurate...
the verses are nonsense.

LOL.
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~eikasia
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eikasia Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2002
i am not excited... more like... goofed out!!!
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~eikasia
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mister-evil Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2002
your dick is quite talented, but i bet you cant make balloon animals......oops....i remember the last time i tried that....in the hospital for DAYS.
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Overshadowed by hate,
as if the sky was made of knives.
Emotional weight,
By how the anger and sadness tie.
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bonhomme Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2002   Writer
ROFL - and good Haiku too :) (Smile)
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ftwdesigns Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2002
i can't honestly say i'm as excited as eikasia
i like to think of wang in the context of flavor vs. genitalia
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UFO i am the king of outer space
Skull and Crossbones Black Rose Beer before Liquor; will get you sicker Black Rose Skull and Crossbones
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eikasia Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2002
WTF!!!
It's all about yer WANG...

ROFL

This is sooooooo cooooool... Horns

haha!
hillarious do0d!!!

:o (Eek)
Laughing
Fear
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~eikasia
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