Insomanical TendenciesInsomaniacal TendenciesLack of sleepDouble edged bladeAdrenal glands gush forthMotor reflexes waneFingers fly across the keysPencil darts across the padOutput plus ten-foldQuality's not too badNeural threads fly fasterDopamine cracks like a whipEndorphins provide a highBut shit that's just the tipAs time goes onThe ashtray fillsThe 2-liter drainsTake 3 aleve pillsThe migraine comes downLike an eagle on its preyHurts to thinkHurts to seeHurts to breatheHurts to beIs it still tonite you pose?Or the following day?Aleve kicks inRespite from the lashBut its almost afternoonHigh chance for a c
Limited - by Mach5Regret RevisitedOf all the things that one regrets in their life,Not having found love is the one with most strife.Were they looking for something that wasn't in the cards?Should they have been more lenient with their rigid standards?But perhaps the question that causes the most regret"Could I have passed up love and not even known it?Could I have been too careless and given up too fastOn a perfect relationship, which could forever last?"That first night you met; sloughed through the snow,Necking under a full moon, the kisses did flowSeven days together, a week elapsed, Perfection achieved, happiness at lastBut he ha
Reflections on the Other SideIt's was year 2030. Humanity began to migrate over to the "other side." The hardware to port minds into the worldwide consciousness, or the Web, existed, and people began to abandon the physical world in droves. The advantages were obvious - No pain, no fear, eternal existance and a universe of possibilities. It seemed like there wouldn't be a single drawback to it.So, when I'd made my peace with the real world, and decided I wanted to cross over to the other side, I went to the nearest scan facility. They explained the procedure to me, and it amounted to a non-invasive brain-scan. Basically, it was an extremely high-resolution MRI wh
Wang Writes HaikuMonolithicit's monolithicmy wang has the mass of steelcower before itEvent Horizonmy wang is massiveit created a black holei'm being sucked inDown Boy!my wang is fiestyit gets into many tiffs"NOT AT THE TABLE!"Top o' the food chainelephants jealoushorses throw childish tiradesoh, my hulking wangSpace is Curvedlook at my big wangit has it's own gravityspace-time is puttyLandmarkmy wang is so largelike the great wall of chinacan be seen from space
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